Capo 3

Intro: C5 F5 G5 / C5 Bb5 G5 / C5 F5 G5 / Eb5 D5 C5

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What would Brian Boitano do
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If he was here right now,
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He'd make a plan
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And he'd follow through,
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

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When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
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Skating for the gold,
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He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
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While wearing a blind fold.

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When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
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Fighting grizzly bears,
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He used his magical fire breath,
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And saved the maidens fair.

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So what would Brian Boitano do
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If he were here today,
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I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

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I want this V-chip out of me,
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It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

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And I just want my mom
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To stop fighting everyone

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For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
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Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do.

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And what would Brian Boitano do,
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He'd call all the kids in town,
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And tell them to unite for true
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That's what Brian Boitano would do.

Key change up half step
C#5 F#5 Ab5 / C#5 B5 Ab5 / C5 F#5 Ab5 / E5 Eb5 C#5

C#5
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
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To the year 3010,
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He fought the evil robot kings
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and saved the human race again

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And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
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He beat up Kublai Khan.
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Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body

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So lets all get together,
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And unite to stop our moms
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And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
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Cause that's what Brian Boitano do.

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And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
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Cause that's what Brian Boitano do?,
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That's what Brian Boitano do.