VERSE I
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The first time I went down to the Emergency Ward
A                                             F7      E7
I saw her there administering plasma and gauze.
Ab                                   E7
While filling out multiple insurance forms
       A                                           G
I feel directly in love watching her dance in her pretty pink scrubs
                        F                                   E
I was entranced with the little nurse down in the Emergency Ward

VERSE II
The next time I went down to the Emergency Ward
I put my hand on ice after a fight with a chopping board
I asked someone if she could help me out
But they told me she was busy with a case of hyperactive gout
So, they sewed it back on and I used it later on the same night

BRIDGE:

Em
She's the Nurse that I love(spoken: Yes you are)
Abm
Dirty dreams, dirty schemes(spoken:The things i'd do to get close to you)
Em
She's the nurse that I love
Abm
Though it was a little extreme(Spoken: Why i'd throw myself down a flight of stairs)
G                                       F#                                         F
I think I bleed a little too much this time. I'm in love, I think i'm in trouble now
(Spoken: Just to be able to wake up and smell your hairs. I would walk into an industrialized fan)
                                         Em   E
I don't think she can make it right this time
(spoken: Just to have you lovingly change my bedpan)

SOLO

VERSE III
Ab                                              E7
Well the last time I went down to the Emergency Ward
A                                                   F7  E7
I can hardly breath, I might have gone a little too far
Ab                              E7
But she came to me to give me C.P.R.
            A 
And when our lips met, my heart exploded
                   G
It was probably the crystal meth
                                         F
but I finally got a kiss and I could embrace death
                        E
and die happily ever after.... yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah