This is my first tab so its probably not 100% correct. I would greatly appreciate any
criticism.
Heres a video of the way I play it : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nznmbovbjcA

Tabbed by: David Gil
Email: gdnimrodgd15@gmail.com

Tuning: Standard

     G# (xx1114@1)      A#m (x13321@1)        C#e|--4- (x43121@1)    e|--1--   e|-------|
B|--4-     B|--2--   B|--6----|
G|--5-     G|--3--   G|--6----|
D|--6-     D|--3--   D|--6----|
A|--6-     A|--1--   A|--4----|
E|----     E|-----   E|-------|



Intro:

e|------6-------8-------10-----------10---8--6-8-----10--8--6-8---------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7----7/9-----9/11-------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|


e|-----6---8-8---10-10----5-5---6-6-----------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

G#Dear (xx1114@1)orthodox,

 A#m (x13321@1)                     C#I (x43121@1)can't control my feelings,

               A#mAnd (x13321@1)who hit me?

                  C#I (x43121@1)just might be


Coming round the bush

 C# (x43121@1)               A#mAnd (x13321@1)my stilts, they began cracking

C#
Subsequently pushed



G#
And (xx1114@1)I looked to see that it was she

       A#mJust (x13321@1)some abandoned little crook like me

C# (x43121@1)            A#mAdieu, (x13321@1)adieu, and fare thee well

C#
This was the ending, please




G#   A#m
Oh, whoa...
C# (x43121@1)               A#mI (x13321@1)was attached on bended knee

   C#But (x43121@1)I declined my leave



But who could blame

A fraction of her being?

She is cheesy, she is scrawny

With her uncanny styling

I'm teasing, she is pleasing

She just has no wit



And I'm sorry I don't have her face

And I'm probably gonna lose this race

There is no doubt she's such a mouse

With such an abstract grace



Oh, whoa...

There is no cure, I am sure

For these ten cent blues




N.C
And then she chose to dissect me
N.C

And I was casted into poverty

C# (x43121@1)          A#mBut (x13321@1)I did not agree with her

            C#She (x43121@1)said, "Now, you've got nerve,"


           ^The chords in that verse sound good if you start low and build the volume up

But I don't care if I'm granted

For all these things

If I were one among this crowd

Would you call that defeat?


*The chords and strumming change a bit here
   G# (xx1114@1)     A#me|--4--------6------| (x13321@1)B|--4--------6------|
G|--5--------6------|
D|------------------|
A|------------------|
E|------------------|

G# (xx1114@1)                         A#m(Right (x13321@1)here she hammers on the Band (x2444x@1)Gstrings, (320003@1)play 
with it)

In a way it's making me crazy

G#                                   A#mIn (x13321@1)a sense that it's making me stronger

G# (xx1114@1)                                    A#mA (x13321@1)likely chance, and it's probably proven

G#                           A#mIn (x13321@1)the end we'll all walk away


                    *back to previous chords and strumming


            G#Shaking (xx1114@1)hands on the doormat

     A#m
I salute you, sir

     C# (x43121@1)               A#mA (x13321@1)stranger and a happy fit

C#
I'm glad I'm part of it

G#  A#m C#
And that I saw it all

I believe the outro is the same as the intro.

Hope this was helpful. If you have any suggestions please let me know.