F
I can't help being depressed
A
When I look down at my chest
Dm                           Bb
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
Bb                     Bbm
How can I ever compete With 34 double D's?

F
And I'm rollin my eyes
A
When I look down at my thighs
Dm                                 D
They might as well tape everything that I eat,To my legs.
Bb
I am too broke for the knife
F
Too lazy to excercise
G
But if I had hazel eyes
C
Maybe I could be fly.

F                     A
If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide
Dm                C
Then maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
F                          A
And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
Dm                C
And maybe I Maybe I, I,I could be so fly.
F A Dm Bb
So fly [3x]


Now listen
F                         A
I've got a beautiful soul But only 4 people know
Dm                              Bb
They've known me since I was 10 Beauty did not matter then.
F                              A
Now in my twenties, all that matters Is sex cars and money
Dm
I ain't got none of the three 
Bb                   F
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
A                         Dm
And I sit at home jealous There was no golden ticket
Bb                     F
In my chocolate today. And worst of all
A                  
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Dm                        Bb
Of how I don't look and I should look And that's why I say...

F                     A
If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide
Dm                C
Then maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
F                          A
And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
Dm                C
And maybe I Maybe I, I,I could be so fly.
F A Dm Bb x2
So fly [6x]


A
So basically all I need Is to be everything but 
Dm
me. Colored contacts Liposuction And some implants
A
Somehow that don't make much sense I must be out of my head
Bb                     C      
If I think, that I am governed by material things.


F                A
So I decided I'm The definition of fly
Dm                          C
And if you want to know why I know what money can't buy
F                           A
Don't go believing the hype There's no runway in the sky
Dm                          Bb
And no way you could be fly Not if it costs you a dime.

F                     A
If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide
Dm                C
Then maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
F                          A
And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
Dm                C                      F
And maybe I Maybe I, I,I could be so fly.