Verse1:
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I can't help being depressed When I look down at my chest Oh yes, my chest it
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might as well be nonexistent How can I ever compete With 34 double D's? And
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I'm rollin my eyes When I look down at my thighs They might as well tape
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everything that I eat,To my legs. I am too broke for the knife Too lazy to
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exercise But if I had hazel eyes Maybe I could be fly.

Chorus:
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If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,
                 D             A                              Em         G
I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
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And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly

Verse2:
           D                    A                      Em
Now listen I've got a beautiful soul But only 4 people know They've known me
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since I was 10 Beauty did not matter then. Now that I'm 20 all that matters
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Is sex cars and money I ain't got none of the three So basically, I am
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invisible to all of the fellas And I sit at home jealous There was no golden
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ticket In my chocolate today. And worst of all I'm reminded in the cruelest
     Em                        G
ways Of how I don't look and I should look And that's why I say...

Chorus:
D                     A                                 Em                 G
If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,
                 D             A                              Em         G
I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
    D             A       Em          G    D       A       Em G    D
And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly, So fly,
A       Em G
So fly, So fly.

Bridge:
D                  A                            Em
So basically all I need Is to be everything but me Colored contacts
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Liposuction And breast implants Somehow that don't make much sense I must be
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out of my head If I think, that I am governed by material things. So I
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decided I'm The definition of fly And if you want to know why I know what
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money can't buy Don't go believing the hype There's no runway in the sky
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And no way you could be fly Not if it costs you a dime.

Chorus:
D                     A                                 Em                 G
If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,
                 D             A                              Em         G
I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
    D             A       Em          G    D       A       Em G
And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly