Simplified from andybroon2007 video on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZEaUZRI7c All credd goes to him. Capo on first fret! Ab7=xx1112 EmMaj7 =021000 A7sus4=x02030 Gsus4=320013 A7=x02020 AmMaj7=x02110 Gadd9=320203 F Gsus4 G Gadd9 C Take off your shoes, hang up your wings F G Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug E7 Am Savor the things that sobriety brings D7 D7sus4 D7 D7sus2 D7 (then a single note run..G on the bass Estring,then D E F the D string...) Drain in the last from a jug C G7 C G7 But when I hit the bottle, there's no tellin' what I'll do C G7 C C7 'Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue F Ab7 C E7 Am I can't resist you, I can't wait D7 G7 To twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate C G7 C G7 Beat me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall C G7 C C7 There's nothing I love better than a free for all F Ab7 C E7 Am To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends D7 G7 But when it is all over we will still be friends Am AmMaj7 G7 Am G7 Wave a white flag, put away the pistol Am G7 C C7 Too many people just can't get kissed F Ab7 A7sus4 A7 But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby Dm Gsus4 G C C7 Hope you don't mur-der me Am AmMaj7 Am AmMaj7 Oh, was it all right, or was it o--kay Am E7 Am C7 I'll make it all up to you someday Dm E7 Am Oh, but you didn't have to laugh that way D7 G G7 Oh, no, you didn't have to laugh that way Am AmMaj7 G7 Am G7 Wave a white flag, put away the pistol Am G7 C C7 Too many people just can't get kissed F Ab7 A7sus4 A7 But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby Dm Gsus4 G C Hope you don't mur-der me A7 Dm Gsus4 G C Gee, baby, hope you don't mur---der me
