Well [E] I can see that you and [B7] yoga will never do

[E] Yoga is as yoga does, [A] there's no in-be[E]tween
You're [A] either with it, [E] on the ball
[A] Or you've [B7] blown the scene
[E] I can see lookin' at you, [A] you just can't get [E] settled
[A] How can I [E] even move, [A] twisted [B7] like a [E] pretzel

[E] Yoga is, yoga does
There's no in-be-[A]-twe-[E] en
Your either with it [A] all the [E] way
[A] Or you've [B7] blown the [E] scene

Come on come on, untwist my legs
Pull my arms a lot
How did I get so tied up
In this yoga knot
You tell me just how
I can take this yoga serious
When all it ever gives to me
is a pain in my posterious

chorus

Stand upside down on your head,
feet against the wall
A simple yoga exercise done by one and all
Now cross your eyes and hold your breath,
look just like a clown
Yoga's sure to catch you if you come falling down

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