Intro and Verse
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Chorus
C G Am
F (133211@1) GC (320003@1)G Am
F G C

Verse:
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine thats out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Chorus:
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)     AmDumb (x02210@1)ways to die,
   F (133211@1)               Gso (320003@1)many dumb ways to die,
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)     Amdumb (x02210@1)ways to di-i-ie,
   F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)     Cso (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Chorus:
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)     AmDumb (x02210@1)ways to die,
   F (133211@1)               Gso (320003@1)many dumb ways to die,
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)     Amdumb (x02210@1)ways to di-i-ie,
   F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)     Cso (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Chorus:
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)     AmDumb (x02210@1)ways to die,
   F (133211@1)               Gso (320003@1)many dumb ways to die,
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)     Amdumb (x02210@1)ways to di-i-ie,
   F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)     Cso (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder whats this red button do?

Chorus:
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)     AmDumb (x02210@1)ways to die,
   F (133211@1)               Gso (320003@1)many dumb ways to die,
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)     Amdumb (x02210@1)ways to di-i-i-ie,
   F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)     Cso (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die

Bridge:
Am (x02210@1)     G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)     FDress (133211@1)up like a moose during hunting season
Am (x02210@1)      G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)     FDisturb (133211@1)a nest of wasps for no good reason
G (320003@1)                    Am (x02210@1)          FStand (133211@1)on the edge of a train station platform
G (320003@1)                              Am (x02210@1)  FDrive (133211@1)around the boom gates at a level crossing
G (320003@1)                               AmRun (x02210@1)across the tracks between the platforms
F (133211@1)                            GThey (320003@1)may not rhyme but theyre quite possibly

C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)     AmDumbest (x02210@1)ways to die
C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)     AmDumbest (x02210@1)ways to die
C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)     AmDumbest (x02210@1)ways to di-i-i-ie
   FSo (133211@1)many dumb
   F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)     CSo (x32010@1)many dumb ways to die

Be safe around trains. A message from Metro.