Hey, this is my first ever tab! I hope you like it, I think it goes pretty well XD I'd say for the strumming pattern, just strum down, but up before the chord change, if that makes any sense. CAPO: 4 G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Em (022000@1) CJaws (x32010@1)all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door G (320003@1) Dand (xx0232@1)started whoopin her ass worse than before Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) G (320003@1) DIt's (xx0232@1)the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, Em (022000@1) Che (x32010@1)didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Em (022000@1) CDr. (x32010@1)Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) G (320003@1) DFeminist (xx0232@1)women love Eminem Emchigga (022000@1)chigga chigga C"Slim (x32010@1)Shady, I'm sick of him look at him, G (320003@1) DWalkin' (xx0232@1)around grabbin' his you-know-what Em (022000@1) CFlippin (x32010@1)the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" G (320003@1) DYeah, (xx0232@1)I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose Em (022000@1) CBut (x32010@1)no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1)Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't Cbut (x32010@1)it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) And that's the message that we deliver to little kids Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)Of course they gonna know what intercourse is EmBy (022000@1)the time they hit fourth grade CThey (x32010@1)got the Discovery Channel don't they? G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em"We (022000@1)ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Cwho (x32010@1)cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Em (022000@1) Cthen (x32010@1)there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope G (320003@1) D[*EWWW!*] (xx0232@1)But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Em (022000@1) CWomen (x32010@1)wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)] G (320003@1) D'Cause (xx0232@1)I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady Em (022000@1) CAll (x32010@1)you other Slim Shadys are just imitating G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, Em (022000@1) Cplease (x32010@1)stand up, please stand up? G (320003@1) DWill (xx0232@1)Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; Em (022000@1) Cwell (x32010@1)I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! G (320003@1) DYou (xx0232@1)think I give a damn about a Grammy? Em (022000@1) CHalf (x32010@1)of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me G (320003@1) D"But (xx0232@1)Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Em (022000@1) CWhy? (x32010@1)So you guys could just lie to get me here? G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Em (022000@1) CShit, (x32010@1)Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs G (320003@1) Dso (xx0232@1)I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst Em (022000@1) Cand (x32010@1)hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first G (320003@1) DYou (xx0232@1)little bitch, put me on blast on MTV Em (022000@1) C"Yeah, (x32010@1)he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" G (320003@1) DI (xx0232@1)should download her audio on MP3 Em (022000@1) Cand (x32010@1)show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!] G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) EmI'm (022000@1)sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me Cso (x32010@1)I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) And there's a million of us just like me Em (022000@1) Cwho (x32010@1)cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me G (320003@1) Dwho (xx0232@1)dress like me; walk, talk and act like me Em (022000@1) Cand (x32010@1)just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [Chorus] G (320003@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you Em (022000@1) Cthings (x32010@1)you joke about with your friends inside your living room G (320003@1) DThe (xx0232@1)only difference is I got the balls to say it Em (022000@1) Cin (x32010@1)front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all G (320003@1) DI (xx0232@1)just get on the mic and spit it Em (022000@1) Cand (x32010@1)whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it G (320003@1) Dbetter (xx0232@1)than ninety percent of you rappers out can Em (022000@1) CThen (x32010@1)you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums G (320003@1) DIt's (xx0232@1)funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty Em (022000@1) CI'll (x32010@1)be the only person in the nursin home flirting G (320003@1) DPinchin (xx0232@1)nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin Em (022000@1) CHe (x32010@1)could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling EmScreaming (022000@1)"I don't give a fuck!" Cwith (x32010@1)his windows down and his system up G (320003@1) DSo, (xx0232@1)will the real Shady please stand up? Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)put one of those fingers on each hand up? G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)be proud to be outta your mind and outta control Em (022000@1) Cand (x32010@1)one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Chorus 4X] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
