...THE F.C.C SONG... by Eric Idle
--------------------.............

*Recorded 2004*

(Eric Idle:
"It's dedicated to the FCC,
And if they broadcast it,
It will cost a quarter,
Of a million dollars!")


Intro:

(Spoken):

(n.c)
 Here's a little number,
I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting,
With a judge...

G (320003@1)D7 (xx0212@1)G (320003@1)D7 (xx0212@1)Verse 1:

G (320003@1)            D7 (xx0212@1)Fuck you very much,
        G (320003@1)G7The (320001@1)F.c.c,
c (x3101x@1)            Adim (2312xx@1)Fuck you very much,
           G (320003@1) G7For (320001@1)fining me;
     cFive (x3101x@1)thousand,
        A7Bucks (x02020@1)a fuck,
       GSo (320003@1)I'm really,
F#7 (242352@1)   E7 (020130@1)Out of luck;
       A7That's (x02020@1)more than,
Heidi Fleiss was,
         D7Charging (xx0212@1)me.

Verse 2:

G (320003@1)            D7 (xx0212@1)Fuck you very much,
        G (320003@1)G7The (320001@1)F.c.c,
    cFor (x3101x@1)proving that,
     AdimFree (2312xx@1)speech;
           G (320003@1)  G7Just (320001@1)isn't free,
      cClear (x3101x@1)Channel's,
       A7A (x02020@1)dear channel,
   G (320003@1)    F#7So (242352@1)Howard Stern,
     E7Must (020130@1)go;
   A7At-torney, (x02020@1)General Ashcroft, 
        D7Doesn't (xx0212@1)like,
Strong words and so;
     GHe's (320003@1)charging,
         B7Twice (x21202@1)as much,
           E7As (020130@1)all the drugs,
For Rush Limbaugh;
   A7So (x02020@1)fuck you all,
   D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)   D7So (xx0212@1)very much.

Verse 3:

   G (320003@1)           D7So (xx0212@1)fuck you very much,
         G (320003@1)   G7Dear (320001@1)Mr. Bush,
      cFor (x3101x@1)heroically,
Adim
 Sitting on,
     G (320003@1)  G7Your (320001@1)tush,
    cFor (x3101x@1)Halliburton,
A7 (x02020@1)Enron,
        G (320003@1)   F#7All (242352@1)the compa-nies,
    E7Who (020130@1)fail;
      A7Let's (x02020@1)send them,
A clear signal and,
      D7Stick (xx0212@1)Martha,
Straight in jail;
         GShe's (320003@1)an uppity,
     B7Rich (x21202@1)bitch,
       E7And (020130@1)at least,
She isn't male;
   A7So (x02020@1)fuck you all,
   D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)   D7So (xx0212@1)very much.

Verse 4:

   GSo (320003@1)fuck you dickhead;
D7 (xx0212@1)       G (320003@1)   G7 (320001@1)Mr. Cheney too,
c (x3101x@1)Fuck you and fuck,
Adim (2312xx@1)          G (320003@1)G7 (320001@1)Everything you do,
     cYour (x3101x@1)pacemaker,
     A7Must (x02020@1)be a fake;
    GYou (320003@1)haven't,
F#7 (242352@1)  E7 (020130@1)Got a heart,
   A7As (x02020@1)far as,
I'm concerned,
You're just a,
D7 (xx0212@1)Pasty-faced old fart,
    GAnd (320003@1)as for,
      B7Condo-leeza; (x21202@1)She's an,
E7 (020130@1)Intellectual tart;
   A7So (x02020@1)fuck you all,
   D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)   D7So (xx0212@1)very much.

   G (320003@1)           D7So (xx0212@1)fuck you very much,
        G (320003@1)G7The (320001@1)E.P.A,
    cFor (x3101x@1)giving all,
  Adim (2312xx@1)        G (320003@1)  G7A-laska's (320001@1)oil A-way,
   c (x3101x@1)         A7It (x02020@1)really is a bummer,
     GWhen (320003@1)I can't,
F#7 (242352@1)    E7 (020130@1)Fill my hummer,
    A7The (x02020@1)ozone's a nogozone,
         D7Now (xx0212@1)that Arnold's,
Here to say;
     G"The (320003@1)nuclear,
       B7Winter (x21202@1)games,
Are going to,
E7 (020130@1)Take place in LA";
   A7So (x02020@1)fuck you all,
   D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)   D7So (xx0212@1)very much.

Coda:

   G (320003@1)             B7So (x21202@1)what the planet fails?
      E7Let's (020130@1)save the,
Great white males;
   A7So (x02020@1)fuck you all,
   D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)   D7 (xx0212@1)GSo (320003@1)very much.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------

   G (320003@1)     D7 (xx0212@1)    G7 (320001@1)    c (x3101x@1)    Adim (2312xx@1)   A7 (x02020@1) EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 320003  xx0212  323000  x32010  xx2323  x02223

   F#7 (242352@1)   E7 (020130@1)    B7 (x21202@1) EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 242322  020100  021200


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)