Fcc Song Chords by Eric Idle

...THE F.C.C SONG... by Eric Idle
--------------------.............

*Recorded 2004*

(Eric Idle:
"It's dedicated to the FCC,
And if they broadcast it,
It will cost a quarter,
Of a million dollars!")


Intro:

(Spoken):

(n.c)
 Here's a little number,
I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting,
With a judge...

G  D7  G  D7

Verse 1:

G              D7
 Fuck you very much,
        G  G7
The F.c.c,
c              Adim
 Fuck you very much,
           G   G7
For fining me;
     c
Five thousand,
        A7
Bucks a fuck,
       G
So I'm really,
F#7     E7
 Out of luck;
       A7
That's more than,
Heidi Fleiss was,
         D7
Charging me.

Verse 2:

G              D7
 Fuck you very much,
        G  G7
The F.c.c,
    c
For proving that,
     Adim
Free speech;
           G    G7
Just isn't free,
      c
Clear Channel's,
       A7
A dear channel,
   G      F#7
So Howard Stern,
     E7
Must go;
   A7
At-torney,
General Ashcroft, 
        D7
Doesn't like,
Strong words and so;
     G
He's charging,
         B7
Twice as much,
           E7
As all the drugs,
For Rush Limbaugh;
   A7
So fuck you all,
   D7   G     D7
So very much.

Verse 3:

   G             D7
So fuck you very much,
         G     G7
Dear Mr. Bush,
      c
For heroically,
Adim
 Sitting on,
     G    G7
Your tush,
    c
For Halliburton,
A7
 Enron,
        G     F#7
All the compa-nies,
    E7
Who fail;
      A7
Let's send them,
A clear signal and,
      D7
Stick Martha,
Straight in jail;
         G
She's an uppity,
     B7
Rich bitch,
       E7
And at least,
She isn't male;
   A7
So fuck you all,
   D7   G     D7
So very much.

Verse 4:

   G
So fuck you dickhead;
D7         G     G7
 Mr. Cheney too,
c
 Fuck you and fuck,
Adim            G  G7
 Everything you do,
     c
Your pacemaker,
     A7
Must be a fake;
    G
You haven't,
F#7    E7
 Got a heart,
   A7
As far as,
I'm concerned,
You're just a,
D7
 Pasty-faced old fart,
    G
And as for,
      B7
Condo-leeza;
She's an,
E7
 Intellectual tart;
   A7
So fuck you all,
   D7   G     D7
So very much.

   G             D7
So fuck you very much,
        G  G7
The E.P.A,
    c
For giving all,
  Adim          G    G7
A-laska's oil A-way,
   c           A7
It really is a bummer,
     G
When I can't,
F#7      E7
 Fill my hummer,
    A7
The ozone's a nogozone,
         D7
Now that Arnold's,
Here to say;
     G
"The nuclear,
       B7
Winter games,
Are going to,
E7
 Take place in LA";
   A7
So fuck you all,
   D7   G     D7
So very much.

Coda:

   G               B7
So what the planet fails?
      E7
Let's save the,
Great white males;
   A7
So fuck you all,
   D7   G     D7  G
So very much.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   G       D7      G7      c      Adim     A7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 320003  xx0212  323000  x32010  xx2323  x02223

   F#7     E7      B7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 242322  020100  021200


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)