...THE F.C.C SONG... by Eric Idle
--------------------.............

*Recorded 2004*

(Eric Idle:
"It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it,
It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!")


Intro:

(Spoken):

(n.c)
 Here's a little number,
I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting with a judge...

G  D7  G  D7

Verse 1:

G              D7           G  G7
 Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
c              Adim            G   G7
 Fuck you very much for fining me;
     c                A7
Five thousand bucks a fuck,
       G      F#7    E7
So I'm really out of luck;
       A7
That's more than Heidi Fleiss,
             D7
Was charging me.

Verse 2:

G              D7           G  G7
 Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
    c                 Adim
For proving that free speech;
           G    G7
Just isn't free,
      c           A7
Clear Channel's a dear channel,
   G      F#7        E7
So Howard Stern must go;
   A7
At-torney General Ashcroft,
        D7
Doesn't like strong words and so;
     G                 B7
He's charging twice as much,
           E7
As all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;
   A7              D7   G     D7
So fuck you all so very much.

Verse 3:

   G             D7            G     G7
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
       c        Adim            G     G7
For he-roically sitting on your tush.
    c            A7
For Halliburton, Enron,
        G     F#7      E7
All the compa-nies who fail;
      A7
Let's send them a clear signal,
          D7
And stick Martha straight in jail;
         G           B7
She's an uppity rich bitch,
       E7
And at least she isn't male;
   A7              D7   G     D7
So fuck you all so very much.

Verse 4:

   G                 D7         G    G7
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,
c                  Adim           G  G7
 Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
     c              A7
Your pacemaker must be a fake;
    G       F#7   E7
You haven't got a heart;
   A7
As far as I'm concerned,
              D7
You're just a pasty-faced old fart,
    G            B7
And as for Condo-leeza;
         E7
She's an intellectual tart;
   A7              D7   G     D7
So fuck you all so very much.

   G             D7           G  G7
So fuck you very much The E.P.A,
    c            Adim          G    G7
For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.
   c           A7
It really is a bummer,
     G       F#7     E7
When I can't fill my hummer,
    A7
The ozone's a nogozone,
         D7
Now that Arnold's here to say;
     G              B7
"The nuclear Winter Games,
             E7
Are going to take place in LA";
   A7              D7   G     D7
So fuck you all so very much.

Coda:

   G               B7
So what the planet fails?
      E7
Let's save the great white males;
   A7              D7   G     D7, G
So fuck you all so very much.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   G       D7      G7      c      Adim

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 320003  xx0212  323000  x32010  xx2323

   A7      F#7     E7      B7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02223  242322  020100  021200


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)