That's Death
by Eric Idle 

          C                   Am
There's a place you're always welcome
          Dm             G
That's as nice as it can be
C            F
Everyone can get in
            G          Bm
'Cause it's absolutely free!

       C
That's death
                  Dm
No need to take a breath
                    C
Just lay around all day
                          Dm   -
With not a single bill to pay
G         -
Hooray!

       C
That's death
                      Dm
No more sicknesses or flu
                            C
If you've lived beyond your means
                        Dm   -
You can die beyond them to
G       -
Boo hoo!

         Fm    -           F#m   - 
Well the greatest and the finest
  G      -   A
Have already died
F      -    G,           -
Why not simply join them
C      -    A
On the other side?

       C
That's death
                         Dm
Say farewell to all your bills
                C
Rip up all your wills
                   Dm -
And pop your final pills
G    -
Amen!

       C
That's death
                        Dm
It's a tete-a-tete with fate
                      C
If you're not feeling great
                               Dm    - G  -
Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate

Fm              F#m
Nothing here to hurt you
G        -       A      -
No one's here to nag
     F#     -
Come die with me
C      -         G
If your life's a drag!

       D
That's death
                Em
The wealthy and well-bred
                D
All of them are here
                           Em   -   A    -
And they're all completely dead

       D
That's death
                           Em
No more headaches, no more pain
                       D
Of the millions who've died
                        Em  -  A   -
No one came back to complain!

Gm           -     Abm
You can't take it with you
A         -                Bsus2   -
You can't keep what you've got
D         -         A     -
So why not just lay back
           D      -   A
And simply rot?
            D    -    A   -
Just simply rot
                  D   -  A   -
It's so cool it's hot
D (let ring) D
That's death!


As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.