That's Death
by Eric Idle 

          C (x32010@1)                 AmThere's (x02210@1)a place you're always welcome
          Dm (xx0231@1)           GThat's (320003@1)as nice as it can be
C (x32010@1)          FEveryone (133211@1)can get in
            G (320003@1)        Bm'Cause (x24432@1)it's absolutely free!

       CThat's (x32010@1)death
                  DmNo (xx0231@1)need to take a breath
                    CJust (x32010@1)lay around all day
                          Dm (xx0231@1) -
With not a single bill to pay
G (320003@1)       -
Hooray!

       CThat's (x32010@1)death
                      DmNo (xx0231@1)more sicknesses or flu
                            CIf (x32010@1)you've lived beyond your means
                        Dm (xx0231@1) -
You can die beyond them to
G (320003@1)     -
Boo hoo!

         Fm (133111@1)  -           F#m (244222@1) - 
Well the greatest and the finest
  G (320003@1)    -   AHave (x02220@1)already died
F (133211@1)    -    G,           -
Why not simply join them
C (x32010@1)    -    AOn (x02220@1)the other side?

       CThat's (x32010@1)death
                         DmSay (xx0231@1)farewell to all your bills
                CRip (x32010@1)up all your wills
                   Dm- (xx0231@1)And pop your final pills
G (320003@1)  -
Amen!

       CThat's (x32010@1)death
                        DmIt's (xx0231@1)a tete-a-tete with fate
                      CIf (x32010@1)you're not feeling great
                               Dm (xx0231@1)  - G (320003@1)-
Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate

Fm (133111@1)            F#mNothing (244222@1)here to hurt you
G (320003@1)      -       A (x02220@1)    -
No one's here to nag
     F# (244322@1)   -
Come die with me
C (x32010@1)    -         GIf (320003@1)your life's a drag!

       DThat's (xx0232@1)death
                EmThe (022000@1)wealthy and well-bred
                DAll (xx0232@1)of them are here
                           Em (022000@1) -   A (x02220@1)  -
And they're all completely dead

       DThat's (xx0232@1)death
                           EmNo (022000@1)more headaches, no more pain
                       DOf (xx0232@1)the millions who've died
                        Em (022000@1)-  A (x02220@1) -
No one came back to complain!

Gm (355333@1)         -     G#mYou (133111@4)can't take it with you
A (x02220@1)       -                Bsus2 (x24422@1) -
You can't keep what you've got
D (xx0232@1)       -         A (x02220@1)   -
So why not just lay back
           D (xx0232@1)    -   AAnd (x02220@1)simply rot?
            D (xx0232@1)  -    A (x02220@1) -
Just simply rot
                  D (xx0232@1) -  A (x02220@1) -
It's so cool it's hot
D (let ring) D
That's death!


As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.