Alright, sports fans. This version of the song just has 3 basic major chords. In the actual song, from what I anyway, there's single notes being played, but this sounds better if you're playing alone. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)know that it matters.. but that mean doesn't mean you should care D (xx0232@1) GI (320003@1)left my wife and only child for a girl at the Renaissance Faire C (x32010@1) GHer (320003@1)name was Rowena: she came from Camelot DShe (xx0232@1)spoke with the darlingest English accent... Gor (320003@1)at least that's what I thought CChorus: (x32010@1)Her bosoms were heaving.. Gher (320003@1)hair smelled like steak... D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GWell, (320003@1)I quit selling software; bought an RV DPicked (xx0232@1)up some cashews for Rowena GI (320003@1)drove us from sea to shining sea Cshe (x32010@1)did the Ren Faire in Phoenix Gshe (320003@1)did the Ren Faire in joliet Dshe (xx0232@1)did the Ren Faire in Fredricksburg GFredricksburg (320003@1)isn't over her yet CChorus: (x32010@1)Her bosoms were heaving.. Gher (320003@1)hair smelled like steak... D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank G (320003@1) CSome (x32010@1)nights she got cranky Gsome (320003@1)nights she got mean D (xx0232@1) Gsome (320003@1)nights she got busy behind the snow cone machine. C (x32010@1) GBut (320003@1)I always forgave her when she came home and cried. D (xx0232@1) GNo, (320003@1)I never felt down on my luck when I woke up with Rowena by my side. CChorus: (x32010@1)Her bosoms were heaving.. Gher (320003@1)hair smelled like steak... D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank C (x32010@1) Gone (320003@1)day she went jousting out in west Tennessee D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)took a lance to the helmet shattered most of her teeth C (x32010@1) Gshe (320003@1)lost an eye in a bar fight lost her leg to gangrene D (xx0232@1) Gah (320003@1)but you know Rowena my love still the darlingest thing CChorus: (x32010@1)Her bosoms were heaving.. Gher (320003@1)hair smelled like steak... D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank C (x32010@1) Gand (320003@1)it was raining in Downey when I asked her to wed she said D (xx0232@1) G"what (320003@1)are you crazy?" and she hopped out of bed C (x32010@1) Gshe (320003@1)knocked over the table and she hopped to the door D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)said "I don't sign contracts" and left my life forevermore CChorus: (x32010@1)Her bosoms were heaving.. Gher (320003@1)hair smelled like steak... D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GNow (320003@1)I'm heading for the desert gonna burn this RV G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Gtell (320003@1)your mommy that I'd loved her and stay away from men like me CI (x32010@1)would tell you I was following my heart Gand (320003@1)I'd do anything to make you care D (xx0232@1) Gbut (320003@1)I gave up everything I had for a girl at the renaissance faire --and I'd do it again! CChorus: (x32010@1)Her bosoms were heaving.. Gher (320003@1)hair smelled like steak... D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank D (xx0232@1) Gshe (320003@1)poured me beeEEEEr... *end of song* So yeah. Good luck with that!
