Alright, sports fans. This version of the song just has 3 basic major chords. In the actual song, from what I anyway, there's single notes being played, but this sounds better if you're playing alone. G C G I know that it matters.. but that mean doesn?t mean you should care D G I left my wife and only child for a girl at the Renaissance Faire C G Her name was Rowena: she came from Camelot D She spoke with the darlingest English accent... G or at least that?s what I thought C Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. G her hair smelled like steak... D G she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank G C G Well, I quit selling software; bought an RV D Picked up some cashews for Rowena G I drove us from sea to shining sea C she did the Ren Faire in Phoenix G she did the Ren Faire in joliet D she did the Ren Faire in Fredricksburg G Fredricksburg isn?t over her yet C Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. G her hair smelled like steak... D G she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank G C Some nights she got cranky G some nights she got mean D G some nights she got busy behind the snow cone machine. C G But I always forgave her when she came home and cried. D G No, I never felt down on my luck when I woke up with Rowena by my side. C Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. G her hair smelled like steak... D G she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank C G one day she went jousting out in west Tennessee D G she took a lance to the helmet shattered most of her teeth C G she lost an eye in a bar fight lost her leg to gangrene D G ah but you know Rowena my love still the darlingest thing C Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. G her hair smelled like steak... D G she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank C G and it was raining in Downey when I asked her to wed she said D G ?what are you crazy?? and she hopped out of bed C G she knocked over the table and she hopped to the door D G she said ?I don?t sign contracts? and left my life forevermore C Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. G her hair smelled like steak... D G she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank G C G Now I?m heading for the desert gonna burn this RV G D G tell your mommy that I?d loved her and stay away from men like me C I would tell you I was following my heart G and I?d do anything to make you care D G but I gave up everything I had for a girl at the renaissance faire --and I?d do it again! C Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving.. G her hair smelled like steak... D G she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank D G she poured me beeEEEEr... *end of song* So yeah. Good luck with that!
