Ukulele Lady
As recorded by Ethel Merman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethel_Merman)
and interpreted by Joe G

This song was used in a Muppet Show sketch and has been done by many performers, this is 
Ethel Merman version:


Standard tuning with a Capo on 7


   G   G/F#   Em      D
If you like a ukulele lady
G       G/F#        Em   D
Ukulele lady like a you
   Am  Am7     D
If you want to linger where it's shady
Am      D7           G
Ukulele lady linger too
   G   G/F#   Em      D
If you kiss a ukulele lady
G                 G/F#       Em      D
While you promise ever to be true
    Am  Am7  D              Am         D    
     G
And she see another ukulele lady fool around with you

C                  G
Maybe she'll sigh, maybe she'll cry
A7
Maybe she will find somebody else
D      D7
By and by
   G    G/F#  Em                 D
To sing to    when it's cool and shady
G                G/F#          Em   D
Where the tricky wicky wackies woo
   Am  Am7     D
If you like a ukulele lady
Am      D7           G
Ukulele lady like-a you


(Repeat the whole thing)