A Did you drop a clanger? E A spanner in the works Bm Did it all pour out the wrong way? D Bent out of shape Through the Chinese whispers Dm G Oh Clarence I do believe This life is killing me A Speed camera caught us at Nottingham E When the radio lifted the curse Bm Newsflash - 'Who flooded the florist?' D Good sir, you've got a lot of nerve Dm G Through towers tall and skeletal trees This old banger carries me C Am up and away F Lightning has struck Bb G Twice in the exact same place C Can't get in the club Am Can't get out of the rain F Get over it, get over it Bb G And remember not to forget G A That I am as subtle and as playful E As a hammer headed shark Bm But i could name you every service station D On the M6 off by heart A Test results prove inconclusive E As to whether your world is round Bm Mine is a Rubik's cube D Pass it on or go and figure it out Dm G It's all a bloody jambouree C Am This banger carries me up and away F Couldn't give a flying fuck Bb G What the old Parkonians say C Lightning has struck Am Rain rain go away F Get over it, get over it Bb G And remember not to forget about me A
