ADid (x02220@1)you drop a clanger?
EA (022100@1)spanner in the works
BmDid (x24432@1)it all pour out the wrong way?
DBent (xx0232@1)out of shape
  
Through the Chinese whispers
  Dm (xx0231@1)              GOh (320003@1)Clarence I do believe
  
This life is killing me

ASpeed (x02220@1)camera caught us at Nottingham
EWhen (022100@1)the radio lifted the curse
BmNewsflash (x24432@1)- 'Who flooded the florist?'
DGood (xx0232@1)sir, you've got a lot of nerve

Dm (xx0231@1)                           GThrough (320003@1)towers tall and skeletal trees

This old banger carries me

C (x32010@1)     Amup (x02210@1)and away
             F (133211@1)Lightning has struck
              Bb (x1333x@1)         GTwice (320003@1)in the exact same place
             C (x32010@1) 
Can't get in the club
             AmCan't (x02210@1)get out of the rain
FGet (133211@1)over it, get over it
       Bb (x1333x@1)            GAnd (320003@1)remember not to forget

G (320003@1)          A (x02220@1)That I am as subtle and as playful
     EAs (022100@1)a hammer headed shark
    BmBut (x24432@1)i could name you every service station
       DOn (xx0232@1)the M6 off by heart
ATest (x02220@1)results prove inconclusive
      EAs (022100@1)to whether your world is round
BmMine (x24432@1)is a Rubik's cube
DPass (xx0232@1)it on or go and figure it out
Dm (xx0231@1)              G (320003@1)It's all a bloody jambouree
                       C (x32010@1)       AmThis (x02210@1)banger carries me up and away
                        FCouldn't (133211@1)give a flying fuck
                Bb (x1333x@1)    GWhat (320003@1)the old Parkonians say

CLightning (x32010@1)has struck
         AmRain (x02210@1)rain go away
FGet (133211@1)over it, get over it
 Bb (x1333x@1)               GAnd (320003@1)remember not to forget about me

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