Capo 2 C G Am Em Well I see that we're coming to the end of the affair F Em F G Well, I've one final favour to ask of you my dear C G Am Em Can we pretend that it was you on the receiving end? F Em G C C9 Tell our friends that it was my idea? F C G C I can't adjust to the life of endless afternoon F C G Which one of us lives in this room F C G C I take a bus to the clinic every Thursday F C G But the experts won't know what the fuck to do C G Am Em So if you hear someone calling at the bottom of the stairs F Em F G Sing a song to me in a voice that I can hear C G Am Em Can we pretend that it was you on the receiving end?