(intro) D D G G Dear Santa, I don't know if you're listening, but I've been pretty good this year. And I don't know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah, but I hope you get my wish D D Hey what do you know it?s time for Christmas G G And I've been acting good all year D D I never have been all that superstitious G G But that don't mean I hate reindeer D D So Santa I don't know if you're listening, G G I'm not quite sure how this works D D I wanna good girl for hugging and kissing G G And not a head case who only dates jerks A Bm G G I don't need more toys and shinny things. A Bm G G I just want a blond who likes to sing. (chorus) D A Bm A So don't put a bow on a box, there?s no need to send Megan Fox G D A A I don't need a big mansion, so lets nicks Scarlett Johansson D A Bm A There'll be tear drops on my guitar if I end up with Amy Smart Em Em G Gm So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift D D So Santa when you come down the chimney G G You can skip right pass the kitchen D D I know you're sick of all of the cookies G G So I got you Fearless Platinum Edition A Bm G G And no one will mess with her when she's mine A Bm G G And Kanye will watch him mouth next time (chorus) D A Bm A So I'm gonna have to refuse, if in comes Penelope Cruz G D A A If she is a bad girl I'm sending her back cause Lindsey Lohan is whack (just like crack) D A Bm A I'd rather have Jason Mraz, than be stuck with Cameron Diaz Em Em G Gm So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift Bm A G G Bm A G Gm I know her and I are gonna fit, Taylor Taubenfeld has ring to it (chorus) D A Bm A I'd rather be hanging alone, than making out with Emma Stone G D A A Yeah I'd rather get a supina, then kick it with Angelina D A Bm A And yeah I'll probably shed a few tears, if you mess up and send Britney Spears Em Em A A So Santa for my gift Bm Bm G G Gm Gm please send me Taylor Swift.