(intro) D5 D5 G5 G5 Dear Santa, I don't know if you're listening, but I've been pretty good this year. And I don't know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah, but I hope you get my wish D5 D5 Hey what do you know it?s time for Christmas G5 G5 And I've been acting good all year D5 D5 I never have been all that superstitious G5 G5 But that don't mean I hate reindeer D5 D5 So Santa I don't know if you're listening, G5 G5 I'm not quite sure how this works D5 D5 I wanna good girl for hugging and kissing G5 G5 And not a head case who only dates jerks A5 B5 G5 G5 I don't need more toys and shinny things. A5 B5 G5 G5 I just want a blond who likes to sing. (chorus) D5 A5 B5 A5 So don't put a bow on a box, there?s no need to send Megan Fox G5 D5 A5 A5 I don't need a big mansion, so lets nicks Scarlett Johansson D5 A5 B5 A5 There'll be tear drops on my guitar if I end up with Amy Smart E5 E5 G5 G5 So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift D5 D5 So Santa when you come down the chimney G5 G5 You can skip right pass the kitchen D5 D5 I know you're sick of all of the cookies G5 G5 So I got you Fearless Platinum Edition A5 B5 G5 G5 And no one will mess with her when she's mine A5 B5 G5 G5 And Kanye will watch him mouth next time (chorus) D5 A5 B5 A5 So I'm gonna have to refuse, if in comes Penelope Cruz G5 D5 A5 A5 If she is a bad girl I'm sending her back cause Lindsey Lohan is whack (just like crack) D5 A5 B5 A5 I'd rather have Jason Mraz, than be stuck with Cameron Diaz E5 E5 G5 G5 So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift B5 A5 G5 G5 B5 A5 G5 G5 I know her and I are gonna fit, Taylor Taubenfeld has ring to it (chorus) D5 A5 B5 A5 I'd rather be hanging alone, than making out with Emma Stone G5 D5 A5 A5 Yeah I'd rather get a supina, then kick it with Angelina D5 A5 B5 A5 And yeah I'll probably shed a few tears, if you mess up and send Britney Spears E5 E5 A5 A5 So Santa for my gift B5 B5 G5 G5 G5 G5 please send me Taylor Swift.