Intro: G , C , E7 , Am (3x) F , G , Am , D 
Solo guitar 
( A , Am , A , Bm , C , Bm , A , G , A  ) 
 
A           D7 
Flowers, I sent, 
       A 
Were found dead on their arrival 
A             D7 
The words, I said, 
A 
Inserted foot in my mouthful 
A            D7 
So when, we dance, 
A                           E7 
My lead it ain't so graceful 

(isn't so, not ain't so) 
 

G     C   E7    Am 
I'm a hapless romantic 
G     C   E7    Am 
St-t-tuttering p-poet 
G     C   E7    Am 
Just call me a tragic comic 
       F    G                Am  D 
Cause I'm , in, in love with you 

(intro) 
 

A             D7 
And when, we dine, 
A 
I forget to push in your seat 
A            D7 
I wear, the wine, 
A 
Spilling hearts all over my sleeve 
A            D7 
A stitch, in time, 
A                     E7 
Proposing down on my knees 

(splitting between the seams) 
 

G     C   E7    Am 
I'm a hapless romantic 
G     C   E7    Am 
St-t-tuttering p-poet 
G     C   E7    Am 
Just call me a tragic comic 
      F    G                Am  D  F G E7 
Cause I'm , in, in love with you 
( E E7M , G , D , Bm , C#m , Bm , A ) 
Nobody, can know the, 
Trouble i've, seen 
Nobody, can know the, 
Trouble i, get into, 
When i'm with you