Verse:

C5                    G5
God is a middle aged woman
            F5
With planets for earrings
             C5            G5                 C5
And international date lines at the corners of her eyes 


and these chords repeat for the verse until...!

Chorus:
    F5                        C5
But oh God won't you just say hello
F5                           C5     G5
Oh God you can take it real slow 


And then after a while we have the bridge and outro:

F5 C5    F5       C5     F5     C5       G5
Ah, so beautiful on the patio at night
F5 C5    F5       C5            F5     C5       G5
Ah, so wonderful, how did I not see it before? 

C5  G5  F5
Oh God!