The Wife, the Kids, and the White Picket Fence by Fair to Midland (Fables from a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True) Tabbed by: Sludge Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) GMail (320003@1)order brides, turtlenecks, and trophy wives Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) Had the ways and means to breach C (x32010@1) GThe (320003@1)borders of easy street C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)to blend right in CWe (x32010@1)all surrounded them F (133211@1) CIn (x32010@1)a white picket fence G (320003@1) CNow (x32010@1)both ends meet (Chorus) F (133211@1) Sufficed to say there's a time and a place CSo (x32010@1)I wait G (320003@1) EmFor (022000@1)the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for F (133211@1) AmWhile (x02210@1)between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line C (x32010@1) GThat (320003@1)burns at both our good ends Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G2 (320003@1)peas in a pod, a battleaxe, and a bastard child Am (x02210@1) Ftook (133211@1)one step more C (x32010@1) Gand (320003@1)went straight to the source C (x32010@1) Gand (320003@1)to blend right in Cthey (x32010@1)opened fire with F (133211@1) their rain checks spent C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Cto (x32010@1)make ends meet Chorus FGo (133211@1)on, paint the whole town red CI'd (x32010@1)rather follow who cleans up the mess G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)so I wait.