Tabbed by: Sludge A5 F5 C5 G5 Mail order brides, turtlenecks, and trophy wives A5 F5 Had the ways and means to breach C5 G5 The borders of easy street C5 G5 And to blend right in C5 We all surrounded them F5 C5 In a white picket fence G5 C5 Now both ends meet (Chorus) F5 Sufficed to say there's a time and a place C5 So I wait G5 E5 For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for F5 A5 While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line C5 G5 That burns at both our good ends A5 F5 C5 G5 2 peas in a pod, a battleaxe, and a bastard child A5 F5 took one step more C5 G5 and went straight to the source C5 G5 and to blend right in C5 they opened fire with F5 their rain checks spent C5 G5 C5 to make ends meet Chorus F5 Go on, paint the whole town red C5 I'd rather follow who cleans up the mess G5 D5 And so I wait.