Tom: E5 

Intro: E5 

E5 
  Go on and ring my neck 
G5 
  Like when a rag gets wet 
B5 
  A little discipline 
A5 
  For my pet genius 
E5 
  My head is like lettuce 
G5 
  Go on, dig your thumbs in. 
B5 
  I cannot stop giving 
B5 
  I'm thirtysomething. 
E5 
  Sense of security 
G5 
  Like pockets jingling 
B5          A5 
  Midlife crisis 
E5 
  Suck ingenuity 
G5 
  Down through the family 
B5      ( B5 ) 
  Tree... 
        E5                    D5 
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A5         E5                D5                A5 
  But without me you're only you (you're only you) 
       E5               D5 
  Your menstruating heart 
 A5        E5 
  It ain't bleeding enough for two. 
 E5      G5   B5   A5 
  It's a midlife...crisis 
 E5     G5   B5   B5 
  It's a midlife...crisis 
E5 
  What an inheritance 
G5 
  The salt and the kleenex 
B5 
  Morbid self-attention 
A5 
  Bending my pinky back 
E5 
  A little discipline 
G5 
  A donor by habit 
B5 
  A little discipline 
B5 
  Rent an opinion. 
E5 
  Sense of security 
G5 
  Holding blunt instrument 
B5        A5 
  Midlife crisis 
E5 
  I'm a perfectionist 
G5                          B5      ( B5 ) 
  And perfect is a skinned knee. 
     E5                     D5 
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A5         E5                 D5             A5 
  But without me you're only you (you're only you) 
      E5               D5 
  Your menstruating heart 
 A5       E5 
  It ain't bleeding enough for two. 
 ( E5 ) 
   Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah... 
 E5         G5 
  It's a midlife... 
   B5  
 Crisis... 
E5           G5 
  It's a midlife... 
     B5   B5 
 Crisis... 
     E5                      D5 
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A5         E5                D5     A5 
  But without me you're only you 
      E5               D5 
  Your menstruating heart 
 A5          E5 
  It ain't bleeding enough for two...