I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me + You)
Fall Out Boy

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Verse:

Bbm          C#
Last year's wishes
Bbm              C#
Are this year's apologies
Bbm         F           F#
Every last time I come home
           Bbm        C#
I take my last chance
           Bbm          C#
To burn a bridge or two
            Bbm          F
I only keep myself this sick in the head
         F#
Cause I know how the words get you

Pre-chorus:

F                      Bbm
We're the new face of failure
F                            Bbm
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Ab                 C#
Bullet proof loneliness
F#        F      Ab
At best, at best

Chorus:

        C#                Bbm
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
       Bbm                 C#
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#                        Ab
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you

Verse 2:

Bbm              C#
Collect the bad habits
Bbm               C#
That you couldn't bear to keep
Bbm         F           F#
Out of the woods but I love
          Bbm         C#
A tree I used to lay beneath
        Bbm           C#
Kissed teeth stained red
        Bbm          F
From a sour bottle baby girl
      F#
With eyes the size of baby worlds

Pre-chorus:

F                      Bbm
We're the new face of failure
F                            Bbm
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Ab                 C#
Bullet proof loneliness
F#          F     Ab
At best, at best

Chorus:

        C#                Bbm
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
       Bbm                C#
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#                       
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
        C#                Bbm
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#          
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
       Bbm                C#
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#                       Ab
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you

Bridge:

    Bbm          F#
The best way to make it through
      C#                 F
With hearts and wrists intact
       Bbm    F#                     Ab
Is to realize two out of three ain't bad
Ain't bad

Chorus:
        C#   
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
       Bbm
Me and you
 C#
(Honeymoon)
 F#
Setting in a honeymoon
       C#                Bbm
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
       Bbm               C#
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
      F#
If I woke up next to you
(Honeymoon)

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