Capo on first fret - all chords relative to said capo.

Chords used:
B7:  x21202
C/G: 332010
G:   3x0003
F#7: 242322
Bm:  x24432
E:   022100
Am:  x02210
D7:  xx0212
Em:  022000

Intro

B7 (x21202@1) C/G (3x555x@1)  G (320003@1) (x2)
F#7 (242352@1)Verse:

Bm (x24432@1)        E (022100@1)         Am (x02210@1)  F#7Born (242352@1)the daughter of a comedian

C/GMiddle (3x555x@1)of the eighties

F#7 (242352@1)name="chord_x21202@1">B7   E (022100@1)             C/GSomeone (3x555x@1)turn that aw-ful   mouth-breathing down

F#7Or (242352@1)else

Bm (x24432@1)  E (022100@1)                Am (x02210@1)        F#7Sally (242352@1)Hatchet lives in a hole in the ground

C/G (3x555x@1)                                       F#7 (242352@1) B7 (x21202@1)      E (022100@1)          
The longer it keeps raining the more she has to struggle to maintain a

C/G 
wonderful time

F#7Oh (242352@1)yeah

D7 (xx0212@1)        Em (022000@1)         C/G (3x555x@1) Go on and laugh it up without me

D7 (xx0212@1)        Em (022000@1) C/GI've (3x555x@1)got smoke in my lungs

D7 (xx0212@1)            Em (022000@1) C/GAnd (3x555x@1)a past life in the trunk

F#7Oh-oh (242352@1)
Intro played again

Bm (x24432@1)    E (022100@1)            Am (x02210@1)     F#7Clearly (242352@1)rattled by the way that she

C/Gempties (3x555x@1)a few clips out

F#7 (242352@1)  B7Do (x21202@1)I have a choice now

E (022100@1)             C/GPoint (3x555x@1)that thing away from me

F#7Lady, (242352@1)oh oh oh

Play intro chords a bunch of times for the outro stuff that goes on. And there you have it!