D C Bm A G And the sign said long haired, freaky people, need not apply. D A G A So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in and asked him why? Bm G He said, you look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you`ll do. D A G A So, I took off my hat, said, imagine that..huh, me, workin' for you. - - - D C G Signs, signs, everywhere signs, D G Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind. D A Do this, don't do that.. C Can?t you read the signs? - - - D C Bm A G And the sign said anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight. D A So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house G A ?Hey, what gives you the right?? Bm G You put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in. D A G A If God were here, He?d tell you to your face, Man, you?re some kind a sinner. - - - D C G Signs, signs, everywhere signs, D G Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind. D A Do this, don`t do that.. C Can?t you read the signs? - - - OH A I said now mister, can?t you read, G D You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat. D A You can?t even watch, no, you can?t eat, G D you ain?t supposed to be here . . here. D And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside..unnh! D C G D G D A C - - - D C Bm A G And the sign said, everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray. D A And they passed around a plate at the end of it all, G A And I didn`t have a penny to pay. Bm G So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign. D A G A It said, thank you Lord for thinkin? ?bout me, I?m alive and doing fine. - - - D C G Signs, signs, everywhere signs, D G Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind. D A Do this, don't do that.. C Can?t you read the signs? - - - D C G Signs, signs, everywhere signs, D G Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind. D A Do this, don't do that.. C Can?t you read the signs? D C D G D A C
