Well, looking over the couple tabs that were on here I saw some problems with each, and lots of things that were correct. So I thought I'd combine and build upon them. I used people's work as a base and then built upon it. Parts at the end are particularly hard to see but I believe it's quite accurate, and more so, much more accurate then previous attempts. I hope you enjoy. Any corrections I'll be happy to incorporate if I see them to be true. Chords used in this song: Dm7: x57565 A7: 575655 Bb7: x13131 C7: x35353 F: 133211 G: 355433 Gm7: 353333 Am7: 575555 F*: x87565 F6: 131211 G7: 353433 Verse 1 Dm7 Hey there, Bret C7I (x32310@1)see you looking down Bb7 (x13131@1) C7 (x32310@1) A7Don't (x02020@1)want to see my little buddy there with a frown Dm7 C7Just (x32310@1)because I get more women than you Bb7 (x13131@1) C7 (x32310@1) A7That's (x02020@1)only because they don't know you like I do. Dm7 C7Sure, (x32310@1)you're weedy and kinda shy Bb7 (x13131@1) C7 (x32310@1) A7But (x02020@1)some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy. Dm7 C7They (x32310@1)want you as a needle when they're rolling in the hay. Bb7 (x13131@1) C7Just (x32310@1)hear me out when I say Chorus 1 Dm7 A7 (x02020@1) F (133211@1) GBret, (320003@1)you got it goin' on. Gm7 Am7The (x02010@1)ladies get to know your sexuality C7 (x32310@1) Dm7 F* When they get to know your personality. Dm7 A7 (x02020@1) F (133211@1) GI (320003@1)said, Bret, you got it goin' on. Gm7 Not in a gay way Am7Just (x02010@1)in a hey, mate, C7 (x32310@1) Dm7 F* I want to say that you're looking okay, mate. Verse 2 Dm7 C7 (x32310@1) Bb7Why (x13131@1)can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy C7 (x32310@1) A7That (x02020@1)he thinks his booty is fly? Dm7 C7Not (x32310@1)all the time, obviously Bb7 (x13131@1) C7 (x32310@1) A7Just (x02020@1)when he's got a problem with his self esteem Dm7 C7Don't (x32310@1)let anybody tell you you're not humpable Bb7Because (x13131@1)you're bumpable C7 (x32310@1) A7 (x02020@1) Dm7 Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable C7 (x32310@1) B7If (x21202@1)I say you've got a boom o wow Come on, Bret C7Help (x32310@1)me out now Chorus 2 (All chords up one fret) Dm7 A7 (x02020@1) F (133211@1) GBret (320003@1)you got it goin' on. (Bret)I got it goin' on. Gm7 Am7That's (x02010@1)the conclusion that I've come to C7 (x32310@1) Dm7 F* But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you. Dm7 A7 (x02020@1) F (133211@1) GBret, (320003@1)you've got it goin' on. (Bret)Got it goin' on Gm7 No doubt about it Am7We'd (x02010@1)be getting crazy C7 (x32310@1) Dm7 F* If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady. (Now up another fret, 2 frets higher than originally) Dm7 A7 (x02020@1) F6 (15xxxx@1) G7Oh, (320001@1)if one of us was a lady Verse 3 (These chords continue to be played 2 frets higher) Gm7 Am7And (x02010@1)I was your man, if I was your man (Hammer on and off on the A string) Gm7 Dm7 F* Dm7 F* Dm7 Well, sometimes it gets lonely Dm7 A7And (x02020@1)I need a woman F6 (15xxxx@1) G7And (320001@1)then I imagine you with some bosoms Dm7 A7 (x02020@1) F6In (15xxxx@1)fact, one time when we were touring G7And (320001@1)I was really lonely Gm7 Am7 (x02010@1) Gm7 And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel (Hammer) Dm7 F* Dm7 F* I put a wig on you F6 (15xxxx@1) G7when (320001@1)you were sleeping Dm7 I put a wig on you A7Ooh (x02020@1)ooh ooh And I just laid there and spooned you Dm7 Dm7(Slide down to the first and let off) Bret, you've got it goin' on