The Conchords rock. This song is relatively quick. Don't let the funky chord names fool 
these barre chords flow together easily. Barre everything.

Bb7/F 113131

A#13sus2/G 335353

Dm/A 557765

A 577655

F 133211

G 355433

Verse 1 (not strummed, remember? ;) )

Dm/A
Hey There Brett

   A
I see you're feelin' down

F
Can't stand to see my little buddy

G
There with a frown

Dm/A
Just because I get

      A
More women than you

    F
Its only because

            G
They don't know you like I do

Dm/A
Sure you're weedy

    A
And kinda shy
         F
But some girly out there must be needy

G
for a weedy shy guy

Dm/A
They want you as a needle

A
when they're rollin' in the hay

A#13sus2/G              Bb7/F
Just hear me out when I say

CHORUS (This is strummed, but strum it over the fretboard a bit)

Dm/A
Brett you got it

A
Goin

F    G
On!

Bb7/F                        A#13sus2/G
Ladies get to know your sexuality

     Bb7/F                       A
When they get to know your personality

Dm/A
Brett you got it

A
Goin'

F
On!

VERSE 2 (not strummed):

Dm/A
Not in a gay way

A
just in hey mate

F
wanted to say

G
You're looking OK way

Dm/A
Why can't a heterosexual

A
guy tell a heterosexual

F
guy he thinks his

G
Booty is fly?

Dm/A
Not all the time

A
Obviously just

A#13sus2/G
when's he havin' trouble

Bb7/F
with his self esteem

Dm/A
Don't let anybody tell you you're not

A
Humpable because you're

F
Bumpable well I

G
hope this doesn't make you feel


   Bb7/F
Uncomfortable if I say ya got a

A#13sus2/G
Boom chicka wow!

CHORUS (You can move everything up a fret here if you want)

And repeat!

Tabbed by Jeff12! :)