This is a brilliant and hilarious song.

Chords used in this song:
Dm7:   x57565
A7:    575655
Bb7:   x13131
C7:    x35353
F:     133211
G:     355433
Gm7:   353333
Am7:   575555
*F:    x87565

These are the basic chord shapes used in the song.  For the second chorus the whole
moves up a half step and then one more half step for \\\\\\\"Oh, if one of us was a lady.\\\\\\\"

Here\\\\\\\'s the song in order:

Verse 1 hits (4x):
Dm7      A7       Bb7         C7    A7

Chorus 1 (2x):
Dm7      A7       F       G       Gm7         Am7        C7      Dm7   *F

Verse 2 hits (4x):
Dm7      A7       Bb7         C7    A7

Chorus 2(up a fret from chorus 1)(2x)

Chorus 3-- \\\\\\\"If one of us was a lady\\\\\\\" (up a fret from chorus 2)(1x)

Verse 4 hits:
Em7      B7       C7       A7
Em7      B7       C7

Chorus 4 (same as chorus 3 but it starts in the middle, right at the A major)

Last hits:
Em7       A7      C7        D7       Em7(hold)


And that\\\\\\\'s it.  Here\\\\\\\'s the lyrics if you want to sing along:

Hey there, Bret
I see you looking down
Don?t want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
That?s only because they don?t know you like I do.
Sure, you?re weedy and kinda shy
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy.
They want you as a needle when they?re rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say
Bret, you got it goin? on.
The ladies get to know your sexuality
When they get to know your personality.
I said, Bret, you got it goin? on.
Not in a gay way
Just in a hey, mate,
I want to say that you?re looking okay, mate.
Why can?t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time, obviously
Just when he?s got a problem with his self esteem
Don?t let anybody tell you you?re not humpable
Because you?re bumpable
Well, I hope this doesn?t make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you?ve got a boom o wow
Come on, Bret
Help me out now
Bret you got it goin? on.
(Bret)I got it goin? on.
That?s the conclusion that I?ve come to
But that doesn?t mean that I want to bum you.
Bret, you?ve got it goin? on
(Bret)Got it goin? on
No doubt about it
We?d be getting crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
Oh, if one of us was a lady
And I was your man, if I was your man
Well, sometimes it gets lonely
And I need a woman
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we were touring
And I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping
Put a wig on you
Ooh ooh ooh
And I just laid there and spooned you
Bret, you?ve got it goin? on