Verse 1

D5
Hey there, Bret
D5
I see you looking down
Bb5                              C5            A5
Don?t want to see my little buddy there with a frown
D5                    C5
Just because I get more women than you
           Bb5                  C5          A5
That?s only because they don?t know you like I do.
D5                    C5
Sure, you?re weedy and kinda shy
    Bb5                                 C5         A5
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy.
D5                       C5
They want you as a needle when they?re rolling in the hay.
Bb5                     C5
Just hear me out when I say

Chorus 1

D5             A5      F5      G5
Bret, you got it goin? on.
G5                        A5
The ladies get to know your sexuality
C5                        D5 F5 *
When they get to know your personality.
        D5             A5      F5      G5
I said, Bret, you got it goin? on.
G5
Not in a gay way
A5
Just in a hey, mate,
C5                        D5          F5 *
I want to say that you?re looking okay, mate.

Verse 2

D5                      C5                      Bb5
Why can?t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
                  C5        A5
That he thinks his booty is fly?
D5               C5
Not all the time, obviously
Bb5                 C5                A5
Just when he?s got a problem with his self esteem
D5                                  C5
Don?t let anybody tell you you?re not humpable
              Bb5
Because you?re bumpable
        C5                              A5         D5
Well, I hope this doesn?t make you feel uncomfortable
         C5                B5
If I say you?ve got a boom o wow

Come on, Bret
C5
Help me out now

Chorus 2 (All chords up one fret)

D5             A5      F5      G5
Bret you got it goin? on.

(Bret)I got it goin? on.
G5                   A5
That?s the conclusion that I?ve come to
C5                        D5        F5 *
But that doesn?t mean that I want to bum you.

D5                 A5      F5      G5
Bret, you?ve got it goin? on.

(Bret)Got it goin? on
G5
No doubt about it
A5
We?d be getting crazy
C5                            D5         F5 *
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

(Now up another fret, 2 frets higher than originally)

D5    A5              F5   G5
Oh, if one of us was a lady

Verse 3 (These chords continue to be played 2 frets higher)

G5                 A5
And I was your man, if I was your man

                   (Hammer on and off on the A string)
G5                D5  F5 *  D5  F5 * D5
Well, sometimes it gets lonely
D5          A5
And I need a woman
F5                              G5
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
D5          A5                F5
In fact, one time when we were touring
                G5
And I was really lonely
    G5                  A5              G5
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel

        (Hammer)
        D5 F5 * D5 F5 *
I put a wig on you
F5            G5
when you were sleeping
        D5
I put a wig on you
A5
Ooh ooh ooh

And I just laid there and spooned you
Dm7                         Dm7(Slide down to the first and let off)
Bret, you?ve got it goin? on