Well, looking over the couple tabs that were on here I saw some problems with each, and
lots of things that were correct. So I thought I'd combine and build upon them. I used
people's work as a base and then built upon it. Parts at the end are particularly hard 
to see but I believe it's quite accurate, and more so, much more accurate then previous
attempts. I hope you enjoy. Any corrections I'll be happy to incorporate if I see them 
to be true.

Chords used in this song:
Dm7:   x57565
A7:    575655
Bb7:   x13131
C7:    x35353
F:     133211
G:     355433
Gm7:   353333
Am7:   575555
F*:    x87565
F6:    131211
G7:    353433

Verse 1

Dm7
Hey there, Bret
Dm7
I see you looking down
Bb7                              C7            A7
Don?t want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Dm7                    C7
Just because I get more women than you
           Bb7                  C7          A7
That?s only because they don?t know you like I do.
Dm7                    C7
Sure, you?re weedy and kinda shy
    Bb7                                 C7         A7
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy.
Dm7                       C7
They want you as a needle when they?re rolling in the hay.
Bb7                     C7
Just hear me out when I say

Chorus 1

Dm7             A7      F      G
Bret, you got it goin? on.
Gm7                        Am7
The ladies get to know your sexuality
C7                        Dm7 F*
When they get to know your personality.
        Dm7             A7      F      G
I said, Bret, you got it goin? on.
Gm7
Not in a gay way
Am7
Just in a hey, mate,
C7                        Dm7          F*
I want to say that you?re looking okay, mate.

Verse 2

Dm7                      C7                      Bb7
Why can?t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
                  C7        A7
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Dm7               C7
Not all the time, obviously
Bb7                 C7                A7
Just when he?s got a problem with his self esteem
Dm7                                  C7
Don?t let anybody tell you you?re not humpable
              Bb7
Because you?re bumpable
        C7                              A7         Dm7
Well, I hope this doesn?t make you feel uncomfortable
         C7                B7
If I say you?ve got a boom o wow

Come on, Bret
C7
Help me out now

Chorus 2 (All chords up one fret)

Dm7             A7      F      G
Bret you got it goin? on.

(Bret)I got it goin? on.
Gm7                   Am7
That?s the conclusion that I?ve come to
C7                        Dm7        F*
But that doesn?t mean that I want to bum you.

Dm7                 A7      F      G
Bret, you?ve got it goin? on.

(Bret)Got it goin? on
Gm7
No doubt about it
Am7
We?d be getting crazy
C7                            Dm7         F*
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

(Now up another fret, 2 frets higher than originally)

Dm7    A7              F6   G7
Oh, if one of us was a lady

Verse 3 (These chords continue to be played 2 frets higher)

Gm7                 Am7
And I was your man, if I was your man

                   (Hammer on and off on the A string)
Gm7                Dm7  F*  Dm7  F* Dm7
Well, sometimes it gets lonely
Dm7          A7
And I need a woman
F6                              G7
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
Dm7          A7                F6
In fact, one time when we were touring
                G7
And I was really lonely
    Gm7                  Am7              Gm7
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel

        (Hammer)
        Dm7 F* Dm7 F*
I put a wig on you
F6            G7
when you were sleeping
        Dm7
I put a wig on you
A7
Ooh ooh ooh

And I just laid there and spooned you
Dm7                         Dm7(Slide down to the first and let off)
Bret, you?ve got it goin? on