Dm7 |5| C7|3| Bb7|1| A7|5| F7|1| G7|3| Gm7|3| Am7|5|
    |6|   |5|    |3|   |5|   |1|   |3|    |3|    |5|
    |5|   |3|    |1|   |6|   |2|   |4|    |3|    |5|
    |7|   |5|    |3|   |5|   |1|   |3|    |3|    |5|
    |5|   |3|    |1|   |7|   |3|   |5|    |5|    |7|
    |-|   |-|    |-|   |5|   |1|   |3|    |3|    |5|
Verse:
Dm7               C7                        
Hey there Bret, I see you're lookin' down, 
      Bb7                       C7           A7
Don't wanna see my little buddy there with a frown,
Dm7                     C7
Just because I get more women than you
            Bb7                     C7             A7
well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Dm7                   C7
Sure you're weedy and kinda shy
         Bb7                              C7          A7
But some girlie out there must be lookin' for a weedy shy guy
Dm7                           C7
They want you as their needle when theyre rollin in the hay
Bb7                     C7
Just hear me out when I say

Chorus:
Dm7             A7  F7  G7
Bret you got it goin' on
Gm7                            Am7
Ladies will get to know your sexuality
          C7                    Dm7
When they get to know your personality
Dm7              A7  F7  G7
Bret you got it goin' on
Gm7                Am7
Not in a gay way, just in a hey mate
   C7                         Dm7
I wanted to say that you're lookin okay, mate

The structure of the song is as follows
Verse 
Chorus
Verse
Chorus(one fret higher than original)
Chorus(two frets higher than original)
Verse(two frets higher than original)
Verse(two frets higher than original)

End on 

Em7 |7-7/1|
    |7-7/1|
    |6-6/2|
    |7-7/1|
    |9-8/3|
    |7-7/1|
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