Cute little song, I learned this by ear because I love it excessively!
Have fun :)

*Notes > The strumming patterns takes a while to get used to but once you figure 
it out, it's very fun, and you can easily adopt it into other songs. Just keep 
practicing and you'll pick it up in no time! 

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"Carol Brown (Choir of Ex-Girlfriends)"
Flight of the Conchords

Tuning: Standard 


[Verse 1:]
DLoretta (xx0232@1)broke my heart in a letter
Ashe (x02220@1)told me she was leaving and her life would be better.
AJoan (x02220@1)broke it off over the phone
Dafter (xx0232@1)the tone, she left me alone.
DJen (xx0232@1)said she'd never ever see me again,
Awhen (x02220@1)I saw her again she said it again.
AJan (x02220@1)met another man,
DLiza (xx0232@1)got amnesia just forgot who I am.
DFelicity (xx0232@1)said there was no electricity,
AEmily, (x02220@1)no chemistry.
AFran (x02220@1)ran, Bruce turned out to be a man.
DFlo (xx0232@1)had to go I couldn't go with the flow.


[Chorus:]
F#m (244222@1)                   Bm (x24432@1)       EmCarol (022000@1)Brown just took a bus out of town,

but I'm hoping that you'll stick around.


[Bridge:]
G (320003@1)                                D (xx0232@1)                AHe (x02220@1)doesn't cook or clean, he's not good boyfriend material
(Ooh, we can eat cereal)
G (320003@1)                                D (xx0232@1)                 AYou'll (x02220@1)lose interest fast, his relationships never last
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)
G (320003@1)                                     D (xx0232@1)              AHe (x02220@1)says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing
G (320003@1)                                                D(Oh, (xx0232@1)who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir, and got them to 
  Asing?) (x02220@1)

G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)       AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Who, who... Mm, shut up)
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)        DAh (xx0232@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah.
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)

D D D D


[Verse 2:]
DMinnie (xx0232@1)will no longer see me.
ABritney, (x02220@1)Britney hit me.
APaula, (x02220@1)Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie,
Dthere (xx0232@1)must fifty ways that lovers have left me.


[Chorus:]
F#m (244222@1)                   Bm (x24432@1)       EmCarol (022000@1)Brown just took a bus out of town...


[Bridge:]
G (320003@1)                                      D (xx0232@1)                ALove (x02220@1)is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
G (320003@1)                                   D (xx0232@1)                   AHow (x02220@1)can we ever know we've found the right person in this world?
(He means he looks at other girls)
G (320003@1)                      D (xx0232@1)              ALove (x02220@1)is a mystery that does not follow a rule
(This guy is a fool)
G (320003@1)                            D (xx0232@1)               AHe'll (x02220@1)always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up
(I thought I told you to shut up)


G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)        AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Mona, you told me you were in a coma)
G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)        AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany)
G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)        AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Mm, would you like a little cereal?)
G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)        AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends, was it you Carol Brown, was it you Carol Brown?)


[Chorus:]
F#m (244222@1)                   Bm (x24432@1)       EmCarol (022000@1)Brown just took a bus out of town...
                           Dbut (xx0232@1)I'm hoping that you'll
Dstick (xx0232@1)around


D (xx0232@1)Do do, do do do do do do
Stick around

DDo (xx0232@1)do, do do do do

DDo (xx0232@1)do, do do do do do do
Stick around
Do do, do do do do 

DStick (xx0232@1)around