...HUMANS ARE DEAD... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 1 (2007)*


Verse 1:

(Jemaine & Bret):

Am
 The distant future, the distant future,
(Jemaine):
 It is the distant future, the year 2000.
(Bret):
 We are robots.
(Jemaine):
 The world is very different.
Ever since the Robot uprising of the mid-90s;
There is no more unhappiness.
(Bret):
 Affirmative.
(Jemaine):
 We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'.
(Bret):
 Yes, affirmative.
(Jemaine):
 Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
There is only one kind of dance; The Robot.
(Bret):
 And the Robo-Boogie.
(Jemaine):
 Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.

(Jemaine & Bret):

Am (n.C)
 Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

Chorus 1:

(Bret):

               Am                   Dm
The humans are dead, the humans are dead.
                  C                             Dm
We used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses.
               Am
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine): That's right they are dead,
               Dm
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine): They look like they're dead.
             C
It had to be done,
(Jemaine):
 I'll just confirm that they're dead...
                      Dm
So that we could have fun.
(Jemaine):

  (n.C)
Af-firmative. I poked one. It was dead.

Bridge 1:

Dm
 Can't we just talk to the humans?
  F                          Em
A little understanding could make things better.
Dm                                       E7
 Can't we talk to the humans and work to-gether now?
No, because they are dead.

Binary Solo:

(Bret):

Am (n.C)  Dm (n.C)
 0000001, 00000011,
C (n.C)   Dm (n.C)
 0000001, 00000011.

Am
 0000001,
Dm
 0000001,
C
 000000111,

(Jemaine):

Dm (n.C)
 Come on sucker, lick my battery.

Coda:

Am       Dm
 Boogie, boogie, (Robo Boogie),
C        Dm
 Boogie, Robo Boogie.
                Am (n.C)
(The humans are dead).

(n.C)
 Once again without emotion;
The humans are dead dead, dead dead dead dead dead dooo...


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   Am      Dm      C       F       Em      E7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02210  xx0231  x32010  133211  022000  020100
                                    ____
           _             __   __   |  __|  __    __
          | |   _   _   |  \ /  |  | |__   \ \  / /
  _____   | |  | | | |  |       |  |__  |   \ \/ /
 |  ___|  | |  | | | |  | |\_/| |   __| |    \  /
 | |= =   | |  | |_| |  | | = | |  |____|     | |
 | |      | |  |_____|  | |   | |   = = =     | |
 | |___   | |   = = =   | |   | |             | |
 |_____|  | |           |_|   |_|             | |
  = = =   | |_____       =     =    Tabbed by |_|
          |_______|  Joel from cLuMsY, 2008    =
           = = = =      (clumsyband@hotmail.com)