• Song:

    Hurt Feelings

  • Artist:

    Flight Of The Conchords

Capo on 3, but without capo:

Em => Gm
C  => Eb
G  => Bb
D  => F


Em C G D

Some people say that rappers don't have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We're rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers.)


Some people say that rappers are invincible
We're vincible. (We're vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!

EmI (022000@1)make a meal for my friends,
        
Try to make it delicious,
         CTry (x32010@1)to keep it nutritious,

Create wonderful dishes.
     GNot (320003@1)one of them thinks about the way I feel
   DNobody (xx0232@1)compliments the meal


Em (022000@1)         C (x32010@1)                 GI (320003@1)got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
         
I feel like a prize asshole
             DNo (xx0232@1)one even mentions my casserole.
Em (022000@1)        C (x32010@1)                  GI (320003@1)got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                           DYou (xx0232@1)coulda said something nice about my profiteroles


EmHere's (022000@1)a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
       CI (x32010@1)was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
    GBut (320003@1)every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
        DAnd (xx0232@1)the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size


Em (022000@1)        C (x32010@1)                  GI (320003@1)got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                                    DI'm (xx0232@1)not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man!
Em (022000@1)        C (x32010@1)                  GI (320003@1)got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                      DGet (xx0232@1)me a small man's wetsuit, please


        EmIt's (022000@1)my birthday, 2003
C (x32010@1)                                G (320003@1)Waitin' for a call from my family
D (mute)
They forgot about me


Em (022000@1)        C (x32010@1)                  GI (320003@1)got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                              DThe (xx0232@1)day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum

   EmI (022000@1)call my friends and say, "Let's go into town,"
            CBut (x32010@1)they're all too busy to go into town
      GSo (320003@1)I go by myself, I go into town
        DThen (xx0232@1)I see all my friends, they're all in town


Em (022000@1)        C (x32010@1)                  GI (320003@1)got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                     DThey're (xx0232@1)all lined up to watch that movie "Maid in Manhattan."

         EmHave (022000@1)you ever been told that your ass is too big?
         CHave (x32010@1)you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
         GHave (320003@1)you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
         DHave (xx0232@1)you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head?
         EmHas (022000@1)your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
       COnce (x32010@1)again, they forgot about J
         GWere (320003@1)you ever called "homo" 'cuz at school you took drama?
         DHave (xx0232@1)you ever been told that you look like a llama?


Em (022000@1)               CTears (x32010@1)of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
            GI'm (320003@1)crying tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper


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