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Girl... I'm gonna take the month of August of... just to get you off
G5        E5    C5     A5           
I'm Freaky... I'm gonna clear the table top, we're gonna need a mop, 

I'm Freaky

G5          F5         E5 
Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
            C5          Bb5              A5
and we can float in a moat and be freaky. Freaky. 
G5              F5          E5        
Let's take my body and we'll cover it in honey,
           C5             Bb5               A5 
Stick some money to the honey, now I'm covered in money, honey
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I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the
C5               Bb5               A5
glass, you can act like you don't know me
G5          F5     E5
I take a cup and I put it on my head 
               C5                Bb5              A5 
and I'll just stand there being freakkie with a cup on my head 

Ab5                E5
I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky baby)
Ab5         E5
You didn't believe me (Don't look at me)
Ab5                E5
I told you I was freaky (Look at me)
Ab5                E5
Girl, Let's get freaky

G5               F5                E5
Let's make two life-size cardboard cut-outs of our bodies
           C5              Bb5    A5
and then pose them into sensual positions
G5            F5         E5
I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin,
 C5              Bb5           A5 
stand against the wallpaper and get of like chameleons
G5            F5          E5
I'll flip some clips on my lips, I'll clip some chips to your hips
C5            Bb5                 A5
I'll nibble chips off your hips and watch the moon eclipse
C5            F5          E5
I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree
C5                Bb5  A5
You can be a squirrel, and store my nuts for me 


Ab5                E5
I told you I was freaky (He told you he was freaky baby)
Ab5         E5
You didn't believe me (Take that off)
Ab5                E5
I told you I was freaky (Put this on)
Ab5                E5
Girl, I do this shit weekly

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I want to fly so high in the sky and see what our love brings
C5                 Bb5               A5
Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers and make some homemade wings
C5           Bb5              A5 
Gonna fly so high on makeshift pillow wings
C5                             Bb5                   A5
Girl, can you believe we're flying on homemade pillow wings?

G5               F5
Here I am all dressed in snakeskin 
E5
Now I'm in your kitchen making love to your bake tin
C5          Bb5       
Oh no, is this the one you bake in?
A5
I told you I was freaky did you think I was fakin'? 
G5                     F5
At eight PM I sell my underpants on Ebay 
E5
At half-past I hold a seance in your hallway
C5                           Bb5
At ten o'clock I ask some ghosts for a three way
A5
Yes it's creepy, I told you I was freaky