...MUTHA UCKAS... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 7 (2007)*


Intro:

Am, F  E7

Chorus 1:

Am
 Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
        F
There's too many,
Mutha uckas,
               E7
Uckin, with my shi-
Uckin, with my shi-

Am
 Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
F
 How many mutha uckas?
E7
 Too many to count,
Mutha uckas.

Verse 1:

Am
 I pay my mutha uckin',
Rent fortnightly,
F
 Mutha uckas at the bank,
Trying to play me.
Am
 And I'm out,
For my account,
'Cos out on A.P,
F (n.c)
 On AP,
Yeah, you know me.

Am
 Mutha ucka charge a,
Two buck transaction fee,
F
 Makes my payment short,
My rent comes back to me,
Am
 Minus a twenty-five,
Dollar penalty,
F
 So you'll see me 'cos of,
Your mutha uckin' fee,
Am
 Read the words,
On my ATM slip, it said;
      F
We're all mutha uckas,
And we're uckin',
With your shi-
Come on!

Chorus 2:

Am
 Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
        F
There's too many,
Mutha uckas,
               E7
Uckin, with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!

Am
 Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
F
 How many mutha uckas?
E7
 Too many to count,
Mutha uckas.

Verse 2:

Am
 The mutha ucka runs,
A racist uckin' grocery,
    F
The mutha ucka won't,
Sell an apple to a Kiwi.
    Am
The shi- fight's gonna,
Get vicious and malicious,
F
 Cut the cra-...
I need my red delicious.

Am
 Tells me as a Kiwi that,
My money isn't valid,
      F
Gonna dice the mutha ucka,
Like a mutha uckin',
Fruit salad.
Am
 Then... Granny Smith...
F
 ...An avocado...
...B-... -a...
Am
 ...a mango...
F
 Then pop an apple,
In his ass, yeah!

Chorus 3:

Am
 Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice,
The mutha ucka.
        F
There's too many,
Mutha uckas,
               E7
Uckin, with my shi-
He's gonna wake up,
In a smoothie.

Am
 Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my...
(n.c)
 (*Beatboxing)

Everybody come on!

Am
 Too many mutha uckas,
              (n.c)
Uckin' with my shh...


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   Am      F       E7

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 |  ___|  | |  | | | |  | |\_/| |   __| |    \  /
 | |= =   | |  | |_| |  | | = | |  |____|     | |
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 | |___   | |   = = =   | |   | |             | |
 |_____|  | |           |_|   |_|             | |
  = = =   | |_____       =     =    Tabbed by |_|
          |_______|  Joel from cLuMsY, 2008    =
           = = = =      (clumsyband@hotmail.com)