...MUTHA UCKAS... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 7 (2007)*


Intro:

Am, F  E7

Chorus 1:

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
        F
There's too many mutha uckas,
               E7
Uckin, with my shi-, uckin, with my shi-

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
F                     E7
 How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.

Verse 1:

Am
 I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly,
F
 Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me.
Am
 And I'm out for my account, 'cos out on A.P,
F (n.C)
 On AP...yeah, you know me.

Am
 Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee,
F
 Makes my payment short my rent comes back to me,
Am
 Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty,
F
 So you'll see me 'cos of your mutha uckin' fee,
Am
 Read the words on my ATM slip, it said;
      F
We're all mutha uckas and we're uckin' with your shi-, come on!

Chorus 2:

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
        F
There's too many mutha uckas,
               E7
Uckin, with my shi-; my weekly statement shi-!

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
F                     E7
 How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.

Verse 2:

Am
 The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery,
    F
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi.
    Am
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious,
F
 Cut the cra-...I need my red delicious.

Am
 Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid,
      F
Gonna dice the mutha ucka,
Like a mutha uckin' fruit salad.
Am
 Then... Granny Smith...
F
 ...An avocado...B-... -A...
Am
 ...A mango...
F
 Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Chorus 3:

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka.
        F
There's too many mutha uckas,
               E7
Uckin, with my shi-; he's gonna wake up in a smoothie.

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my...
(n.C)
 (*Beatboxing)

Everybody come on!

Am                                   (n.C)
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shh...


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  = = =   | |_____       =     =    Tabbed by |_|
          |_______|  Joel from cLuMsY, 2008    =
           = = = =      (clumsyband@hotmail.com)