• Song:

    The Humans Are Dead

  • Artist:

    Flight Of The Conchords

This is my First Tab, so Comment and dont be Brutal ^^
this tab is more like the live version, but i think its suits both live and studio

Tuning: Standard

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The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000   
The distant future
The distant future


Tab 2(Through this part you Just Play 5th Fret on E string at the same tempo like the Intro)

The future is quite different to the present
The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even 
it's the future
What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind

Yes, the world is quite different now
There are no more elephants
There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
The world is a much better place

There are no more humans   (now Chords Start)
   AFinally, (x02220@1)robotic beings rule the world
                 AThe (x02220@1)humans are dead
                DmThe (xx0231@1)humans are dead
                    CWe (x32010@1)used poisonous gases
                        DmAnd (xx0231@1)we poisoned their asses
                AThe (x02220@1)humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
                DmThe (xx0231@1)humans are dead (look at that one it's dead)
              CIt (x32010@1)had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead)
                      DmSo (xx0231@1)that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)

 FSystem (133211@1)of aggression
 GWhat (320003@1)did it lead to?
         AGlobal (x02220@1)robot depression
  CRobots (x32010@1)ruled by people
         F (133211@1)                         G (320003@1)                            FThey (133211@1)got so much aggression that we just had to kill them, had to shut
                Etheir (022100@1)systems down

Play Tab 2:

Captain, do you not see the irony, by destroying the humans because of their destructive 
we have become like...do you see what we've...see what we've done?
Yes, so?
Silence! Destroy him!
(Too Boo Too Too Too Boo)
       FAfter (133211@1)time we grew strong
             GDeveloped (320003@1)cognitive powers
               AThey (x02220@1)made us work for too long
          CFor (x32010@1)unreasonable hours
        F (133211@1)                          G (320003@1)                           FOur (133211@1)programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their
                             Emotherboardfucking (022100@1)systems down

  B (x2444x@1)            G#Can't (xx1114@1)we just talk to the humans?
   C# (x43121@1)                       BbA (x1333x@1)little understanding could make things better.
      Bb (x1333x@1)                  F (133211@1)  G (320003@1)  G# (xx1114@1)   DmCan't (xx0231@1)we talk to the humans and work together now?

No, because they are dead

                       AI (x02220@1)said the humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
                DmThe (xx0231@1)humans are dead (sniff this one it's dead)
                   CWe (x32010@1)used poisonous gasses (with traces of lead)
                       DmAnd (xx0231@1)we poisoned their asses (actally, their lungs)

Binary Solo!
   A0000001 (x02220@1) Dm00000011 (xx0231@1)    C00000111 (x32010@1)    Dm00001111 (xx0231@1)
O, O O 1, O O 1!

Come on sucker, lick my battery!
   A (x02220@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)     C (x32010@1)    DmBoogie, (xx0231@1)boogie, boogie, robo boogie!
   A (x02220@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)  CBoogie, (x32010@1)boogie, boogie!

The Humans Are Dead!


                                         E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5|
Once again without emotion, the humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead doooooooooo.......

Hope Its Good .Cheers.

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