Going to the party --7------| --9------| --8------| --6------| --6------| ---------| Sipping on Bacardi ----6---| ----7---| ----6---| ----8---| ----6---| --------| Wanna meet a hottie ---------| -----7---| -----8---| -----9---| -----9---| -----7---| But there's Adam, Steve and Marty ----- ----9 ---10 ---11 ---11 ----9 There's Billy, Todd and Tommy --7------| --9------| --8------| --6------| --6------| ---------| They're on leave from the army ----6---| ----7---| ----6---| ----8---| ----6---| --------| The only boobs I'll see tonight will be ---------| -----7---| -----8---| -----9---| -----9---| -----7---| made of origami ----- ----9 ---10 ---11 ---11 ----9 (Brett's part) Tell the fellas, make it understood -4------| -4------| -4------| -4------| -6------| -4------| It ain't no good if there's too much wood -----2-----| -----4-----| -----3-----| -----4-----| -----x-----| -----4-----| Make sure you know before you go ---2----------| ---2----------| ---4----------| ---3----------| ---4----------| ---4----------| The dance floor bro-hoe ratio ----2-------------------4-| ----4-------------------6-| ----4-------------------6-| ----4-------------------6-| ----2-------------------4-| ----2-------------------4-| Five to one, it's a brodeo -4------| -4------| -4------| -4------| -6------| -4------| Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go -----2-----| -----4-----| -----3-----| -----4-----| -----x-----| -----4-----| Wait outside all night to find ---2----------| ---2----------| ---4----------| ---3----------| ---4----------| ---4----------| Twenty dudes in a conga line ----2-------------------4-| ----4-------------------6-| ----4-------------------6-| ----4-------------------6-| ----2-------------------4-| ----2-------------------4-| This is only half the song.
