• Song:

    You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute

  • Artist:

    Flight Of The Conchords

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This is played in a reggae style and ends with Eugene playing a steel drum solo.

Am (x02210@1)Em (022000@1)Dm (xx0231@1)E7 (020130@1)Ooohooooh
Am (x02210@1)  EmIts (022000@1)a cold night, beneath the street light, theres a man whose pants are too tight.
Dm (xx0231@1)  E7Oh (020130@1)no, his pants are too tight.

My pants are too tight.
Am (x02210@1) EmHe (022000@1)stands there, and empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home.
Dm (xx0231@1)     E7He'll (020130@1)have to walk home tonight.

Don't have enough for the ride.
Am (x02210@1)       EmThe (022000@1)streets are cruel, he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his work tool.
Dm (xx0231@1)   E7You (020130@1)can put away your tool, Jermaine.

Chorus

C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)   F (133211@1) 
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
      GNo (320003@1)no no no no
C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)   F (133211@1)   GYou (320003@1)can say no, to being a man hoe. A male gigolo.
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)   FYou (133211@1)don't have to be, a prostitute.
      GNo (320003@1)no no no no
C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)		      GYou (320003@1)can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent-boy, bro, hoe.
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)      FHe (133211@1)can not see his way out.
	         GI (320003@1)can not see my way out.
C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)    FHe (133211@1)can't see his way out.
				 GMale (320003@1)prostitution seems to be my only option.
C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)    FHe (133211@1)can't see his way out
		GI (320003@1)cannot see my way out.
C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)    FHe (133211@1)can't see his way out.
	GNo, (320003@1)no, no, no, no.

Verse

Am (x02210@1)	EmHe (022000@1)sends cheep thrills, to pay expensive bills, but check your resume, you must 
have some other skills
Dm (xx0231@1)E7Do (020130@1)you have any other skills? Like typing?
Am (x02210@1)     EmThey (022000@1)see him, want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him.
Dm (xx0231@1)	E7Oh (020130@1)no, they don't think he's worth it at all.
Am (x02210@1)	 EmDon't (022000@1)think I know when, he tries to bring them home, maybe that would be a way if he lived alone.
Dm (xx0231@1)   E7Oh, (020130@1)you have a roommate Jemaine, don't bring them home.

Chorus

C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)   FYou (133211@1)don't have to be, a prostitute.
      GNo (320003@1)no no no no
C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)    	   F (133211@1)   GYou (320003@1)can say no, to being a man hoe. A male jigalo.
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)   FYou (133211@1)don't have to be, a prostitute.
      GNo (320003@1)no no no no
C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)		 GYou (320003@1)can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, a rent-boy, bro, hoe. 


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