A 
They buy you dinner, open your door 
A 
Other then that, what are they good for 
D                      A 
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men 
A 
They all want a girl just like the girl 
A 
That married dear old dad, they make me so mad 
D                      A 
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men 


          E                    
Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you 
    D 
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em 
A   E                  A 
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men  
 
 

They love their toys, they make their noise 

They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys 

Men, I'm talking 'bout men 

If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love 

Don't give 'em nothin' they can't get enough 

Men, I'm talking 'bout men 
 
Chorus 
 
Bridge: 
D                                   A 
In the beginning they always aim to please 
D      
They serve a purpose; they fill a need 
E                           
They ensure survival of the species 
 
They take you for a ride, run of gas 

Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah 

Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men 
 
Chorus 
 

A 
Silver tongue devils 
              D 
Well, they're lying through their teeth 
A 
Saying anything 
        E 
Just to sweep you off your feet 
          D                  A 
Ooh yeah, men! talkin' 'bout men 
E           A 
Mere mortal men 
 
Fade