A5 
They buy you dinner, open your door 
A5 
Other then that, what are they good for 
D5                      A5 
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men 
A5 
They all want a girl just like the girl 
A5 
That married dear old dad, they make me so mad 
D5                      A5 
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men 


          E5                    
Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you 
    D5 
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em 
A5   E5                  A5 
Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men  
 
 

They love their toys, they make their noise 

They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys 

Men, I'm talking 'bout men 

If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love 

Don't give 'em nothin' they can't get enough 

Men, I'm talking 'bout men 
 
Chorus 
 
Bridge: 
D5                                   A5 
In the beginning they always aim to please 
D5      
They serve a purpose; they fill a need 
E5                           
They ensure survival of the species 
 
They take you for a ride, run of gas 

Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah 

Men, I'm talkin' 'bout men 
 
Chorus 
 

A5 
Silver tongue devils 
              D5 
Well, they're lying through their teeth 
A5 
Saying anything 
        E5 
Just to sweep you off your feet 
          D5                  A5 
Ooh yeah, men! talkin' 'bout men 
E5           A5 
Mere mortal men 
 
Fade