There was one other version of this song, but that one missed a lot. So I decided 
to figure the chords out.

Please don't think that I forgot a lot of Minor chords, because it's almost 
completely Major chords. This is 100% right.

Intro: G

GCome (320003@1)on, now get your ass out of bed
GYou (320003@1)heard what the man said
G (320003@1)                  AThe (x02220@1)crew is already gone
        B (x2444x@1)                              F (133211@1)                C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
We were all kinda high, but man what were you on?

G (320003@1)Tried to take a shuttle to Spain
GThey (320003@1)kicked me off the plane
G (320003@1)                        AI (x02220@1)guess I'll go to Japan
              B (x2444x@1)                                          F (133211@1)                 C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
Where it all looks the same when you stump for the man

DAnd (xx0232@1)down in the valley we crawl in the alley
        AmWho (x02210@1)knew the 101 was so long?
    Bb (x1333x@1)                                   C (x32010@1)                            GBefore (320003@1)you get sold, you get bought for a song

GSake (320003@1)in aluminum cans
GIt (320003@1)fell in the wrong hands
G (320003@1)                                       AAnd (x02220@1)now we're chewing the scene
    B (x2444x@1)                         F (133211@1)             C (x32010@1)  GStumbling (320003@1)out of the Lexington Queen

GWalking (320003@1)through a German hotel
GAnd (320003@1)not walking very well
G (320003@1)                      AI (x02220@1)gotta get to the van
   B (x2444x@1)                                   F (133211@1)          C (x32010@1)GExcuse (320003@1)me, I'm weaving as fast as I can

D (xx0232@1)  
And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city
        AmHe's (x02210@1)saying that the directions are wrong
    Bb (x1333x@1)                                   C (x32010@1)                       GBefore (320003@1)you get sold, you get bought for a song 
    Bb (x1333x@1)                                   C (x32010@1)                       GBefore (320003@1)you get sold, you get bought for a song

G G G A B F C G x 2 (Same as verse)

DAnd (xx0232@1)down in the valley we crawl in the alley
        AmWho (x02210@1)knew the 101 was so long?
    Bb (x1333x@1)                                   C (x32010@1)                            GBefore (320003@1)you get sold, you get bought for a song
    Bb (x1333x@1)                                   C (x32010@1)                            GBefore (320003@1)you get sold, you get bought for a song
    Bb (x1333x@1)                                   C (x32010@1)                            GBefore (320003@1)you get sold, you get bought for a song

Then play G till the end.