(Chords tabbed by Albin Liljestrand) 


 C
(I'm dreaming...) 

           Am 
There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, 
  B           G     Am
A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)
  Am        
A baby doll that burps 'n pees;  
  B       G        Am
A case of airplane glue!


D               
There's a hungry plastic troll,
To scarf yo buddy's arm!
There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:
D      F        G
"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM" 


          Am  
There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'
           B       G       Am  
There's a 'NATION' you can buy!

There's a doll that looks like mommy
           B   G        Am
(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)

D
There's a doll that looks like daddy

(He's a funny little man...

Push a button 'n ask fo money:
          D      F      G
There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet) 


              C7
We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!

Christmas don't make it no more!
                   F          F7
Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction
F         F7   
Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York) 


          Am         
There's a man who runs the country
          B       G        Am
There's a man who tried to think
Am
And they're all made out of plastic
           B          G        Am
(When they melt, they start to stink)


          D    
There's a book with smiling children,

Nearly dead with Christmas joys

And smiling in his office
       D         F      G
is the creep who makes 'the toys'


( C and C7 )

(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
You got little plastic pools of blood
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...)
...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...
There's this other thing, I...
I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench
and comes with a tape recorder...
I got plastic brass knuckles
with sound effects
We got a '39 Chevy...