Tom: C5 C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 How could you believe me when I said "I Love You" D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 When you know I've been a liar all my life? G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 I've had that reputation since I was a youth -- C5 C5 A5 A5 D5 D5 G5 You must have been insane to think I'd ever tell the truth. C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 How could you believe me when I said we'd marry, D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 When you know I'd rather die than that have a wife? C5 B5 E5 I know I said, "I'll make you mine," A5 A5 A5 A5 E5 B5 G5 But who would know that you would go for that old line? C5 A5 C5 A5 D5 How could you believe me when I said "I Love You" C5 A5 C5 F5 D5 When you know I've been a liar, a good for nothing liar, C5 A5 D5 G5 C5 All my good for noth - in' life? Bridge: F5 C5 F5 C5 F5 Girl: You said I'd have ev'rything, a beautiful diamond ring, Bb5 Bb5 A bungalow by the sea... F5 D5 Boy: You're really na?ve to ever believe G5 C5 F5 A full-of-baloney phoney like me. C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 Girl: Say, how about the time you went to Indiana? D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 Boy: I was lyin', I was down in Alabam! G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 Girl: You said you had some bus'ness you had to complete. C5 C5 A5 A5 D5 G5 Boy: What I was doin' I would be a cad to repeat. C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 Girl: How about the evenings you were with your mother? D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 Boy: I was rompin' with another honey lamb. C5 B5 E5 Girl: To think, you swore our love was real! A5 A5 A5 A5 E5 B5 G5 Boy: But, Baby, let us not forget that I'm a heel! C5 A5 C5 A5 D5 How could you believe me when I said I love you, C5 A5 C5 F5 D5 When you know I've been a liar, a good for nothing liar, C5 A5 D5 G5 C5 All my good for noth - in' life? C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 Girl: And how could you believe me when I said, "I love you" D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 When you know I've been a liar all my life? G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 I've had that reputation since I was a youth -- C5 C5 A5 A5 D5 D5 G5 You must have been insane to think I'd ever tell the truth. C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 And how could you believe me when I said we'd marry, D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 When you know I'd rather hang than be a wife? C5 B5 E5 I know I said, "I'll make you mine" -- A5 A5 A5 A5 E5 B5 G5 But, honey, you're so young, and that's an old, old line. C5 A5 C5 A5 D5 How could you believe me when I said "I Love You" C5 A5 C5 F5 D5 When you know I've been a liar, a good for nothing liar, C5 A5 D5 G5 C5 All my good for noth - in' life?
